Thursday, August 15, 2013

It Was a "Coup"

It finally happened.  After weeks of threats announced on the radio and TV, threats which thankfully had not been backed up  with action, the Egyptian military has   moved in with the force of arms and the fictitious legal cover to sweep the Muslim Brotherhood off the streets.

So what if the Muslim Brotherhood is not exactly the most democratic bunch themselves.  Now the Egyptian army has given them a legitimacy they could hardly have gotten on their own.  No matter how much they mismanaged power under the Morsi regime, their street cred just shot through the roof now that they have their own Tienanmen Square massacre.

Its time to call a spade a spade and name what happened in Egypt by what it is -- it was a coup.  The events happening now show that in standing by while Morsi was overthrown, Obama has done what America does best and backed the wrong side.  But it isn't too late for America to do the right thing.  And that right thing is what McCain said - call this coup a coup and trip the legislated penalties when the military usurps the power of the people.  It's time to cut off military aid to Egypt.

The Arab Spring is over, at least in Egypt.  The military has stepped in to save the Mubarak regime - rule of the military - even if Mubarak in no longer at its head.  Egypt is back to the same old same old... generals ruling and all who oppose the general's interests (be those interests political or financial) are shot dead or on their way to jail.

In the wake of this latest affront to the popular will by the bullet, it's hard not to reach the following conclusion:  When it comes to Democracy, the most pernicious threat to it is not voter fraud, not terrorism by Islamists, maybe not even the corrupting influence of money.  When it gets down to crunch time, when the advantaged few are at risk of losing their grip on power, the biggest weapon they have against the people is the military.  This applies whether the military serves oligarchs in the former Soviet Union, or enforces the rule of the taliban elite.  We should keep this in mind as America has some challenges and choices where the interests of the many will be greatly at odds with the interests of the powerful few.

What is happening in Egypt is just confirmation of how history has operated pretty much forever.  It should be noted well that rulers in countries with a strong military resort to it when their hegemony is under existential threat.  Chile, Indonesia, and now Egypt are the examples of the authoritarian's use of the military to maintain their unfair position at the top of the heap.  It goes without saying that Soviet hegemony was enforced by their military, as is - to this day - the power or China's elite.  Countries that lack a military - though they are few and far between - somehow manage to work things out through the give and take of politics.  Two examples of such countries are Costa Rica and Switzerland.  

So with blood running through the streets of Cairo, what lessons should we learn?  That maybe popular self interest requires the utopian --- the military must be abolished.  For the good of freedom and democracy, the institutions which enforce compulsion by bullets and surveillance and then arrest must be abolished.  This must be done abroad and at home.

Of course there are complexities to such a solution.  The world is full of countries with armies and ambitions who are only too happy to prey on the defenseless.  Also, unstable countries without an army tend quickly to become unstable countries with death squads.  Other problems will quickly occur to the reader.  

But these are problems to be overcome, not to justify the perpetuation of the single institution that has most oppressed mankind since the invention of civilization. 

Its time to put an end to armies.  The question is, how?

Friday, August 09, 2013

June 17 - Watergate Day

I just want to wish you all a Happy Watergate Day. I was just informed that this is a holiday that we as Americans are celebrating today.

Ah, the special memories that flood back today.  Like questions to Mommy and Daddy:  "What's a Watergate?"  Or finding out about a new universe of vocabulary, like "expletive deleted" and the even more horrendous, "expletive deleted."  Or listening to one of the two great Presidential lines in history: "Your President is not a crook", uttered by our former crook-in-chief, Richard M. Nixon.  It goes without saying that Slick Willie, our former hound-dog in chief, gets credit for the other impeachable line:  "I did not have (you know what) with that woman, (you know who)."

Of course I think this would be the perfect day to create another holiday as well... anybody up for "National FISA Court Appreciation Day?"  This would be a holiday that is especially dear to the Bush and Obama households, not to mention the many lawyers they employed to provide legal cover for the indefensible.  In the interest of efficiency we could combine Watergate Day and FISA Court Appreciation Day into one holiday, "Imperial Presidents Day."  This is a holiday that should stand the test of time due to all the spying and over-reach of the last decade under both Bush and Obama.  We had hope that the need for a holiday such as this would be obsolete after the election of 2008.  But if Obama and the professional left can't renounce the trappings and extraordinary, extra-legal powers that they have retained and bolstered during their presidency, who can?  Alas I don't think we will be electing Bernie Sanders or Rand Paul for president any time soon.

How could we celebrate this day?  We could all put up FISA trees, decorate them with colorful dragonfly and birdie drones (both lethal and surveillance varieties) and turn the volume down on FOX News and MS-NBC so that the NSA can hear our conversations more easily.  We could send our friends and relatives (but only those we don't like) personal emails full of words from the NSA "key words" list.  We should just be sure to include a special holiday greeting to that hard working NSA analyst who will review each and every one of our future emails, as well as those of the people we write, forever.  FYI, the analysts get bored with all the reading, so the tradition should include some spicy pics.  If you don't have any don't worry, the NSA can pull them from your old twitter accounts.  You thought you could leave that old "Carlos Danger" account behind, didn't you?

I can't wait to find my "always on" Xbox under the FISA tree.  I feel safer knowing that every Google search for "pressure cooker", "backpack", or even "fertilizer" and "Ryder Trucks" will be reviewed by the watchful eyes of the still quite Orwellian sounding government organ, Homeland Security.  Thank you, thank you, thank you, Santa Bush, Cheney and Obama.

If only Nixon had a FISA court, Watergate Day would be all about celebrating a big component in dams that makes hydroelectric power possible instead of commemorating a big fail in covert plumbing.

Happy Holiday, New and Proposed!